Pauley Porkchopper™ welcomes you to the Runt Hogs scooter club website where small is better and is as close to free as one can possibly get!  At a time in our economy when the cost of operating a motor vehicle is skyrocketing, we

Pauley Porkchopper created this organization to assist riders of smaller bikes in gaining a sense of belonging and comradery with others who share common interests, and to create public awareness of the multiple benefits from operating Runt Hogs.  While some people may snicker and sneer when they see us riding our Runt Hogs around our communities, we will have the final laugh as we continue to average 60 to 70 mpg!

Pauley Porkchopper has a special favorite Runt Hog sayings such as: "Squeal Out" and "Don't Hog the Road". He invites you to come and visit him anytime that you are in Scooterville.